New from the infamous 'house of Stoke' we have for you the latest in she-male all over body de-louser
The 'Loo Knee Minger Repellent' is guaranteed to repell all females and includes the latest in pheromone technology to attract all the lady boys.
Simply splash on ala 'massive's' famous 'brut' brand and, you will have lady boys in MX5's screeching to a halt!
Note: Product may contain traces of ferrile cat urine. This product may irritate and cause you to come out in a rash.